Summary of Romeo and Juliet

• romeo: im so sad
• romeo: ill never be happy
• romeo: a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH
• romeo: WHO DAT
• romeo: SHE GOT DA BOOTY
• romeo: imma dance with her
• romeo: *dancin wit teh juliet*
• juliet: dafuq are you
• romeo: shh *kiss*
• juliet: :oo
•  *party over*
• romeo: AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE
• romeo: LADY
• romeo: HEY LADY
• juliet: OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU
• romeo: yeah its me hey wanna get married
• juliet: dont you think its too soon
• romeo: idk
• juliet: brb
• romeo: k
• juliet: HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW
• romeo: AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS
•  *next day*
• rome and juli: FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:
• friar: idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY
• romeo: yeh
• friar: ok fine ur married
• rome and juli: yaaaay
•  *some time later*
• tybalt: WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO
• mercutio: excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that
• tybalt: shut up mercutio *stab*
• mercutio: WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*
• romeo: hnnn
• tybalt: ....
•  romeo HNNN
• tybalt: ...
• romeo: hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*
• tybalt: oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*
• prince: ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting
• romeo: i sorry
• prince: no ur banished
• romeo: HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME
• romeo: *runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*
• friar: no i have plan just go to mantua ok
• romeo: k *leaves*
• juliet: FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF
• friar: NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together
• juliet: ok
• juliet: *goes home and drinks potion*
• nurse: hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
• lady capulet: wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people
• nurse: k
• juliet: *in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*
• romeo's servant: AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA
• romeo's servant: JULIET'S DEAD
• romeo: WHAT
• romeo: WHAaaAaaaT
• romeo: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING
• romeo: *buys potion*
• romeo: *breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*
• romeo: oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead
• romeo: but im sure she is
• romeo: *kiss juliet*
• romeo: *drinks poison*
• romeo: he ded
• juliet: *yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ
• juliet: IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME
• juliet: HE DED
• juliet: *grabs sword and stabs herself*
•  oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough
• friar: *comes in cell*
• friar: uh oh
• prince: WHAT DIS
• CAPULET: WHAT DIS
• LADY CAPULET: WHAT DIS
• MONTAGUE: WHAT DIS
• CApULET: *strokes montagues face* brother

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